I have a long history with Destroy All Humans!, the long-running cult game series from Nihilistic Software. The game is fun, silly, and challenging. Its sequels have gotten bigger, more cinematic, and more sci-fi. The only thing that hasn’t changed on the series since it’s inception has been the quality of the writing: the games are incredibly funny, the characters are well-written, and the plot is unpredictable.

Destroy All Humans! Remake (2020) is a game that was originally released on the PS2 in 2005. Two years later, it was remade for the PS3. The original game (also known as D.A.H.U.M.S.) was a third person action/adventure game that was mostly based in the city of New York. The remake (also known as D.A.H.U.M. #2) was based in a fictional Earth that was at war with the alien race known as the G’nort. Both games were developed by Lionhead Studios.

The good news is that you can use the g15tools website to track the locations of every probe in the game, along with instructions on how to destroy them all, even if you don’t have a copy of the game.

There are many places where you can find and collect various probes, one such place is the turnip farm.

Therefore, on this page we will cover all probes that can be found on the rapeseed farm. There are a total of 25 probes in this area.

NOTE: Note that we are running the area counterclockwise (from probe 1 to the right). I hope this helps anyone who is lost in this direction.

#1 SAMPLE :

From the place where you appear with the ship, you have to go to a small pen where there are currently cows. (As shown in the image above)

Your first probe is here, floating under the roof of the building.

#2 PROBE :

As has already been said, and I could go on, we are going through this region counter-clockwise. If you follow this direction, there should be a tractor next to the cowshed. The next probe is located next to the trigger (as shown in the photo above).

#3 PROBE :

There must be a building right in front of the tractor with smoke coming out of it.

If you enter this area, but stop at the first building on the right, you will see the next probe right next to that building (as shown in the image above).

#4 PROBE :

If you see the white building here (the same place where I found probe #3), go up and see the next probe sitting on the chimney here

#5 PROBE :

Here we cross the road (like on the picture above).

Go to the stones in the grass and hopefully you will see probe number five.

#6 PROBE :

You will find the following directly in front of probe number 5, sitting or preferably floating near the water.

#7 SAMPLE:

If you turn left from probe 6, you will see a small hill with some buildings on top, go there.

I hope you see the next probe into the building.

#8 SAMPLE :

If you go left of probe number 7, you will hopefully see another large paddock with cows.

Behind the building closest to the man with the newspaper is the next probe, as shown in the photo above.

#9 SAMPLE:

There should be a big house on the next hill, go there.

The next probe is hidden here in the car.

#10 PROBE :

The next sample cools down and stays in the middle of the road.

#11 SAMPLE :

If you go to the other side of the street where I found probe number 10 and follow the instructions, there should be another building there.

As you can probably see, the next probe is hidden next to the building.

#12 PROBE :

Follow the circle with the bubbles in the picture to the next probe, and then go back to the barn with the cows.

The next probe can be seen here, hovering above the water pool (circled in the photo above).

#13 PROBE :

Follow the circle of bubbles in the image above (mainly towards the light in the distance). To get there, you have to cross the water nearby. Walk along the water, you don’t have to go in.

As soon as you reach the green building with the scarecrow outside, you can stop.

The next probe is seen here hovering above a small green building.

#14 PROBE :

Go to the building just northwest of probe number 13.

The next probe hovers here among the trees.

#15 PROBE :

Stay near probe number 14, because you can find the next probe by hovering next to a barrel of explosives.

#16 PROBE :

Again, don’t go too far, the next one is on the other side of the building.

#17 SAMPLE :

Follow the circle of bubbles in the image above and head north, staying close to the water’s edge.

As you can see, this one likes calm water!

#18 PROBE :

The next one is on a small isolated piece of land northwest of probe 17.

#NR. 19 PROBE :

On the way back to the building where I found probe number 16, just followed the instructions.

Here you should see another isolated piece of land, walk towards it again.

#20 PROBE :

The next probe is directly opposite probe number 19. It hangs from the top of a cliff at the water’s edge.

#21 PROBE :

Here too you stay close to the water. Proceed a little farther north of Probe 20 to find this

#22 PROBE :

From probe 21, turn around and go up the hill here.

When you pass the blue Orthopox sign, you know you’re on the right track.

Here you should see the next tree.

#23 PROBE :

Keep heading northwest on the way back to the farm.

It is just in the corner of the fence, the white fence refers to the white farm building.

#24 SAMPLE :

You probably saw it when you picked up sample #23, it’s really not that far.

#25 PROBE :

Now go closer to the white farm building

Flying to the roof of the white farm building, you will hopefully find the last remaining probe.

 

 

In Destroy All Humans, the player is tasked with locating and destroying all 25 alien probes scattered across the globe. For our purposes, we will be focusing on the Turnip Seed Farm location (#25) as it is the only one in the game with a known point of interest.. Read more about turnipseed farm probe locations remake and let us know what you think.

Frequently Asked Questions

Where are all the probes in Turnipseed Farm?

There are no probes in Turnipseed Farm.

Where is the last probe on Turnipseed Farm?

The last probe is on the right side of the farm, near the barn.

What are Furon probes?

Furon probes are a type of probe that is used by the Furons to explore space.